Meal Hacks at Fort Wilderness Trail’s End, P&J’s TakeOut

Pioneer Hall Fort WildernessI am one of those who looks forward to cooking during camping, and see it as part of the grand experience. Yet, I too, enjoy going out to eat for at least one meal a day. While Disney’s Fort Wilderness food options have gotten more expensive with less quality, there are a few ways to hack and save serious money.

  1. Eat a large late breakfast at Trails’ End. Long ago, the rustic Trail’s End restaurant at Disney’s Fort Wilderness was the top secret spot to get a very affordable breakfast that tasted like your Tennessee great-grandma made it. There was a time when it was not a buffet, but rather made-to-order. Today, Trail’s End is exclusively a buffet and requires dining reservations. While prices vary by season, the breakfast buffet starts around $22, and  the dinner buffet is typically closer to $30-35+.

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Clementine’s Prizewinning Potato Salad

Clementine's Potato Salad RecipeThis is a classic Southern potato salad that is better than all the others. Better than those of the Junior League of Jackson, Mississippi, and better than your mother-in-law’s. This is the one that will get you a fine husband, and it doesn’t even have bacon in it. What is does have is two secret ingredients.

It’s family reunion food on steroids, and the only restaurant one I’ve ever found that comes close to this is at Oskar’s Cafe in tiny Dadeville, Alabama. Dadeville is on beautiful Lake Martin, which is worth its own journey if you travel through Alabama.  Clementine’s Potato Salad is perfect for camping at The Fort, and leftovers will keep well in a refrigerator for a couple of days. Sometimes, I make it ahead of the trip, and take in a cooler. Also works well for potlucks, tailgates, holidays, funerals, Super Bowl parties and Mondays.  Continue reading “Clementine’s Prizewinning Potato Salad”

Holiday Campsite Decor at the Fort – A Whole Lot of Fun and a Little Bit of Tacky

Fort Wilderness Tacky Holiday DecorHolidays are the best in Fort Wilderness, mainly because you can spend hours on a golf cart riding the loops and seeing the lights. Disney actually encourages this, and mainly requires that folks keep the decor on their own sites and away from the roads and paths. People tend to follow these rules. The rules that get broken are only those of refined sensibility, exterior design, and subtlety. The point here seem to be as outlandish, garish, and gaudy as possible. And that’s what makes it so fun. Nothing will get you in the holiday spirit faster than realizing you don’t have to keep up with Martha Stewart or Chip & Joanna. Seriously, this is the best way to feel like a kid again.

most extravagant

The most visited and instagrammed and vlogged site of 2018 was likely the one in Loop 700 with Cinderella’s theme. It was complete with a full-size, lighted carriage and a built castle that you could walk into. Nothing else came close to this one.

Most Extravagant Wilderness Campsite Deco

most GAUDY

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Gaudy Guacamole with Georgia Peaches – Best in the “World”

Gaudy Guacamole Camping RecipeAbout 500 years before avocado toast, the Aztecs made ahuaca-mulli, which is basically what we know as guacamole. It has taken me at least 15 years to perfect this recipe, and it is absolutely my family’s favorite snack to prepare and eat in the afternoons at the campground. The secret is in the seasoning, and keeping it a bit chunky and fun. Too many guacs lack spirit and spunk, and look like baby food. Every now and then minimalism is not best. If you don’t believe me, just drive your golf cart around The Fort during December, and notice how you are actually delighted with the tawdry overabundance of campsite decor.  Continue reading “Gaudy Guacamole with Georgia Peaches – Best in the “World””

10 Things to Take on Your Ft. Wilderness Camping Trip – Beyond the Usual

Ft. Wilderness packing listLet’s assume you’ve got your bug spray, sunscreen, flashlights, fine camping china, tin foil, Mouse ears, holiday lights and hammocks packed and ready. There are a few other items that are special to camping at Fort Wilderness, and belong on your what-to-pack list. Many of these you would never need on other camping trips, or may usually buy them on a whim nearby. But they will likely be significantly more expensive at the trading posts or in the parks. There will be plenty of other opportunities for you to spend a lot of money. Let’s save some before we leave home. Continue reading “10 Things to Take on Your Ft. Wilderness Camping Trip – Beyond the Usual”

Practically Perfect Chocolate Eclair Cake

Chocolate Eclair CakeThis is a generations-old, classic recipe that I love because it is so easy, yet delicious. Both easier and more satisfying than many cakes and most brownies. And the fudge layer on the top – well I admit to eating this part alone from time to time – when I am trying to save on calories. While this is often found lining the buffets of church picnics and southern potlucks, it is actually served best in a camper at Fort Wilderness. It does not take up a lot of room in the camper refrigerator, doesn’t require cooking, and it both substantial and refreshing all at the same time.

While it is traditionally called “eclair”cake or pie, it actually doesn’t have the flavors of an eclair at all. There’s no custard, as is used in both the original French and American versions. Rather, the combination of vanilla pudding mix and Cool Whip provide a much more pleasurable taste, particularly for the finicky tastes of children and husbands like Captain Bacon.

“Practically perfect in every way.” ~ Mary Poppins

ingredients

1 (16 ounce) package Graham Crackers
2 (3.5 ounce)packages of instant vanilla pudding mix
4 cups milk
12 oz. Cool Whip, thawed
16 oz. can milk chocolate frosting (I use Baker’s Corner from Aldi)

directions

Line a baking pan (9×13 works) with a layer of Graham crackers. Combine the pudding mix and milk in a bowl as indicated on pudding mix box. Fold the Cool Whip into the milk-pudding mix. Spread half of the pudding mixture on top of the Graham cracker layer. Add another layer of Graham crackers. Spread the remaining pudding mixture on top of the Graham crackers. Finish with a final layer of Graham crackers.

Melt the chocolate frosting in the microwave for one minute. Pour the melted frosting over the layers.  Then refrigerate for at least eight hours for it to set. Overnight is best. If you happen to have any left over after serving, these should be refrigerated as well.

 

12 Meals You Can Make With Food Only From Fort Wilderness Trading Posts

Let’s start with a warning. The choices are limited.

This is not going to be gourmet or royal. And the prices are not cheap, but still less than counter-service.

There are no vegetables (except for frozen broccoli) and little meat in either the Meadow Trading Post or the Settlement Trading Post. And their offerings are very similar – my photos are from the Settlement Post.  But there will be times that you want to make something with what is nearby, rather than driving out to the nearest grocery store or paying for delivery. So here are ten twelve meal ideas (and I’ve included photos of most all available groceries).

MEAL Number one

Spaghetti and Italian Bread, Chocolate Chip Cookies 

The store has noodles, Prego sauce, Parmesan cheese, and butter. Also available are frozen Spaghetti and Meatballs. Continue reading “12 Meals You Can Make With Food Only From Fort Wilderness Trading Posts”

Cost Comparison of 2019 “Free Food” Deal at Walt Disney World – Is it Worth It?

Free food at DisneyOne of the first things I look for when Disney says “free food” is whether or not Fort Wilderness (even the cabins) are included. Unfortunately, it does not appear that they are in the 2019 promotion announced today. Basically the deal is this – make your reservation by February 10 at certain resorts for stays from July 5-September 30, and either a full dining plan or a quick-service plan is included. The catch is that you must pay full price for the room, and get at least a 4-day park hopper for all in your group. Continue reading “Cost Comparison of 2019 “Free Food” Deal at Walt Disney World – Is it Worth It?”

Monte Cristo Mini Sandwiches – Disney Style

Mini Monte Cristo SandwichesDisneyland’s most famous sandwich is the Monte Cristo, and only appears sporadically around Disney World (it was on the Town Square menu (in Magic Kingdom) back in the 1980s). It may be because it is such a mess to make, so we’re going to make a minnie-version that is even better, nicer to handle and a little less messy. The Monte Cristo has its origins in 1900s France, but it was Disneyland who really popularized in America in the 1960s, so that makes it kind of double magical.

If you aren’t comfortable with pan frying, you may want to skip the butter and only use oil. It is easy to burn the mixture, but the addition of butter gives it a better flavor. Continue reading “Monte Cristo Mini Sandwiches – Disney Style”

Looking Back at WDW 25 Years Ago – Beginnings of a Shift to Marketing Disney as an Adult Destination

Cinderella Castle Front View Magic KingdomIn 1994, Disney officials were worried about a decline in attendance, after peaking at 33.7 million visitors in 1990. Today the number of visitors exceeds 56 million (uscitytraveler.com), and the resort far exceeds any other as the most visited in the world. But in 1994, the honeymoon period for 5-year-old Disney-MGM Studios (now Hollywood Studios) was over. And, we were well into a backlash of the materialistic 80s. The economy was no longer booming, and people were tightening up.

rising ticket prices change demographic

According the the Orlando Sentinel (1994), the primary factors driving the decline were the Gulf War (and subsequent decline in international visitors) and a surge in costs. Rapidly rising prices made a WDW vacation out of reach for many families. In 1984, a one-day ticket to the Magic Kingdom was $18 and had risen to $38 (dang, that sounds nice) in just 10 years under Chairman Michael Continue reading “Looking Back at WDW 25 Years Ago – Beginnings of a Shift to Marketing Disney as an Adult Destination”