(Quiz) Survival 101 for the Ordinary Camper/RVer: Test Your Knowledge

1. How do most people get bitten by venomous snakes in Florida?

near or in water – creeks, rivers, lakes

in the process of trying to capture or kill the snake

on the Jungle Cruise at the Magic Kingdom

walking through thick woods or grass

2. What is the easiest way to purify relatively-clear (not muddy) lake or river water?

Make a filter out of a heavy blanket or towel.

Add 1 part liquor to every 4 parts water.

Boil it for 10 minutes.

Put it in a jar with your Magic Band for 5 minutes.

3. Which color of wild berries are usually considered safe to eat?

white

blue

yellow

green

4. Which of these knots is the best for tying two ropes together?

square knot

granny knot

pesto knot

double fisherman’s knot

5. Which of these are good strategies for black bear encounters?

Talk softly to the bear and take a photo

Offer the bear some food, and then run like hell

Make some noise, move away slowly, preferably have pepper spray

Make yourself look very large, throw rocks and charge toward the bear

6. What is the first thing I should do if there is a Zombie Apocalypse at Disney’s Fort Wilderness Campground?

Set up a table with my home-made Mouse Ears, and sell them to the Zombies.

Shave my legs just in case I am on the news or Tim Tracker’s vlog.

Grab one more bucket of chicken from P&J’s Takeout.

Gather available supplies, the biggest RV possible, & head to the Everglades.

7. There’s a tornado warning at the campground, and I am in an RV. What should I do now?

Keep an eye on Accuweather and keep everyone safe in RV.

Head to a tent because RVs often get overturned during a tornado.

Go immediately to an underground or solid structure.

Drive out of the campground, and away from the storm.

8. You had 7 Gullywhumpers last night at Fort Wilderness, and you have fast passes for Flight of Passage at 8:30 am. What is the best remedy?

2 tylenol and a large water

a Bloody Mary

Vitamin B6, a large biscuit, and lots of iced tea

Text people for hangover ideas, since you are still feeling a bit drunk

9. You’re lost in the woods at night. You know that the constellation Orion travels in a certain direction. What direction is that?

north to south

south to north

east to west

west to east

10. You’ve come home from an afternoon hike to find a rat on your RV countertop, joyously consuming the leftover of your Mickey waffles. How should you react?

Grab him by the tail and flush him down the toilet.

Try to sweep him out with a broom, and get a travel cat.

Call 911.

Name him Ratatouille, and make him your new companion.

(Quiz) Survival 101 for the Ordinary Camper/RVer: Test Your Knowledge

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