We were on Loop 2000 taking site photos for this blog when we were stopped by a young Jedi toddler. He ran right in front of our golf cart, pointed his saber at my husband, and warned us to “Freeze.” We briefly obliged, but he absolutely refused to move, and took on the demeanor of the  troll in The Three Billy Goats Gruff. After about four minutes, one of his 14 sisters or young cousins came to the road to explain to him that the saber didn’t work on anyone everyone. Just a few feet away, his parents and aunts/uncles sat under their canopies watching football and hammering away at a case or two.  This, my friends, is how Fort Wilderness is supposed to look, right? Continue reading “Horror on Bay Lake: Why Childless Millennials are Flocking to Fort Wilderness” →